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DOTA 2 heroes invade League of Legends
Gaming sites were abuzz about a shocking event that transpired last night. A spectacular match was taking place in League of Legends, and mmo players were avidly following the action on Twitch.tv when something amazing occurred. Lee Sin was chasing down the opposing team's Sona to deliver the final killing blow when some new combatants entered the fray. Both Sona and Lee Sin were startled to see Luna, Pudge, and Weaver on the battlefield, especia...
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Nov 07 2014

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Horde leader abdicates and ushers in World of Warcraft elections
Americans will go to the polls tomorrow to elect representatives into positions of power. It seems that this election fever has spread, not only throughout the country, but even across World of Warcraft itself. In a stunning development, the powerful Warchief Vol'jin has decided to abdicate his throne and give up his rule over the Horde. His purpose in doing so is to cease the factional infighting that has plagued the Horde for centuries and to a...
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Nov 03 2014

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H1Z1 zombies strike
Gamers have eagerly been anticipating the release of H1Z1, SOE's zombie survival game, but it appears that they may have to wait a bit longer. In a stunning development, it's being reported that the virtual worlds mmo is being delayed due to an ongoing strike that has broken out. The initial speculation that programmers or artists went on strike to protest the gulag-like conditions that they've been forced to work under, but we can now confirm th...
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Oct 31 2014

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eSports doping scandal exposed
The highly competitive world of online gaming is undergoing another shocking scandal. This recent event follows just weeks after Interpol revealed a match fixing scheme run by a consortium of Bulgarian gangsters and Silicon Valley entrepreneurs that saw the regional tournaments of a few moba-style mmo games thrown into disarray. Well, the pandemonium is just getting bigger as a massive eSports doping scandal has just been exposed by sharp-eyed ob...
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Oct 27 2014

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Gamer catches League of Legends toxic illness
League of Legends is known for quite a number of things. It's the most popular moba on the net, generates a lot of revenue, features a large number of champions in action-filled battles, and has one of the most toxic communities in gaming. Everyone is used to hearing about the flaming and trollish behavior that goes on in the mmorpg, but things took a turn for the serious late last week. A gamer, William Montrose, became so enmeshed in the toxic ...
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Oct 24 2014

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Shadowbound Logo
Shadowbound offered a day-off to all its characters to celebrate a new update. One of them was in Seymour’s Bay during that day. He spent it scaring people at the Wonder Wharf park. Starving after all the fun the necromancer had, he walked in Bob’s Burgers to have a Cheese Baby. When he saw Tina, his heart melted, and before ordering anything he gave her a skeletal toe. Then, he expressed his love in prose: “I had a dream, which was not all a dr...
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Oct 07 2014

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 League of Legends Jinx Vi
Everybody is wondering why Jinx hates Vi so much in League of Legends. Theories were developed about them being sisters, and many other unfounded thoughts. How can Vi not recognize Jinx if she was her sister? She drunk Singed potion to forget about all the pain Jinx brought her. Yeah sure… Believe me when I tell you that Jinx hates Vi simply because she stole her girlfriend, Caitlyn. A-ha! Didn't you know she has been in love with her for 10 yea...
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Oct 03 2014

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Naruto-fat
Naruto suffers from obesity, and has been diagnosed with Type 2 diabetes lately because of the junk food he’s getting at Konoha village every day. His chakra, power and agility are so poor now that he cannot fight anymore in Ultimate Naruto. Thus, Bingyou fired Naruto for overweight and bad hygiene.“He won’t be back here until he loses 95% of his useless fat” said firmly Bingyou during a public press conference. Rumors say he is staying at a ...
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Oct 02 2014

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Captain America Luigi Gay
After long years of silence, Captain America and Luigi have finally disclosed their relationship to the world. “I was having such opposing feelings, as a superhero protecting America. However, Marvel Heroes told me that being gay is a gift” confessed Captain America. On the other hand, Luigi seems to be publically confused. “I was terrified. I didn’t know what my fans’ reaction was going to be” said Luigi in Beople Magazine. It turns out tha...
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Oct 01 2014

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Nonsense meme
GotY went from being a title awarded by different websites to a deserving game to something that is awarded to nearly every game that pops out. Since the label doesn’t mean anything anymore, it has been ironically renamed “Lame of the Year”. Watch a funny take on the topic by videogamedunkey:Now that GotY became LotY, we should think of another term for the greatest games. Ok, then:               &nbs...
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Sep 30 2014